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BY ICEY / PRESS & GAME FACTS

Big feelings.
Small robot pieces.

SlapGPT is a free physics destruction game by Icey. Take your frustrations out on a relentlessly cheerful AI robot. Smash, soak, electrify and freeze your way through a chaotic physics playground.

Fictional AI assistants. Real physics. This is a game, not a generative AI service.

Download the 30-second gameplay trailer · Plain-text game facts

Actual gameplay with in-game audio. Gallery artwork elsewhere is promotional illustration.

AI assistants

Bipply

Eager to help. Even when the feedback comes with a bat.

Onyx

Remembers everything. Forgives selectively.

Rivet

Calls this routine maintenance. Has seen worse. Probably.

Traymond

Out of toner. Full of excuses.

Bitty

Tiny legs. Huge smile. Takes everything to heart.

Brawn

Heavy-duty help. Three times the patience. Twice the neck hydraulics.

Rooms

Response lab

A clean room for a deeply unprofessional conversation.

The Mansion

Fine furniture. Warm lighting. The floor has been expecting you.

Crimson gallery

More levels. Worse decisions. Chains included.

After hours

Glass meeting rooms. Rolling chairs. No witnesses from HR.

Freight expectations

A lift you control. Staggered landings. Questionable upward mobility.

Scrap decisions

Load the conveyor, then start the machinery. Your complaint is being processed.

Server room

Cold storage on the left. Live feedback on the right. You control the power.

Hot takes

Heat it. Quench it. One small tap to make your point.

Full tilt

Click the paddles. Aim for the bumpers. Every loose piece still counts.

Court of appeal

Robot-sized hoops. No fouls. Take the shot your assistant deserves.

The Spin Cycle

Industrial spin. Personal consequences. Please check the pockets.

Quality Control

Crash sled. Pendulum. Vibration table. This feedback is reproducible.

The Showroom

A rotating pedestal, a service lift and a very short warranty.

Choose your words

Slap · Brass knuckles · Grapple · Grab · Walk to · Sledgehammer · Baseball bat · Greatsword · Laser blade · Wrestling chair · Side cutters · Jackhammer · Circular saw · Bugs · Virus · Nail gun · Rivet gun · Chain · Bow · Uzi · Revolver · Shotgun · Minigun · Bazooka · Scrap cannon · Match · Powder can · Dynamite · Pressure tank · Sticky rockets · Magnet grenade · Flamethrower · Stun gun · Freeze ray · Liquid nitrogen · Lava · Diesel can · Expanding foam · Bounce gel · Rust sprayer · Acid syringe · Pressure washer · Leaf blower · Barrel · Mounted saw · Pinball flipper · Spring plate · Slingshot · Industrial magnet · Polarity gun · Hydraulic press · Rotary vise · Rejection stamp · Wormhole · Winch · Wrecking ball · Pneumatic jack

33 achievements to discover. Two-player multiplayer. Offline play after the game is downloaded. WebGPU preferred, WebGL 2 compatibility available.

Facts generated from the 1.0.70 game catalogue.